For some reason, whenever an unattractive man is seen with a bombshell woman, society tends to automatically assume that the guy has a lot of money. In many cases, this may in fact be true. However, you shouldn’t be so quick to sell those guys short. Even the short ones.

A true ladies’ man knows that his looks are pretty low on a woman’s priority list. Being a dashingly handsome man will no doubt help, but it’s really just a little bonus. Any relatively normal or “decent” looking guy with the appropriate game plan can quite literally get any woman he wants, if he only applies himself.

This is not to say that a man who has been horribly disfigured in a fire stands much of a chance to win over Alessandra Ambrosio, but less extreme situations are not quite as impossible as many men think. So how does an average to below average looking man go about landing a super hot girlfriend? Well, assuming you’re not worth seven figures…

What the hell do you think? Confidence! That’s the name of the game! If you can make a woman feel like you’re not attainable, then everything will fall into place. Exceptionally hot girls are accustomed to guys having absolutely no game with them, that’s why many of them have such bad attitudes. If you come into the picture appearing totally unimpressed but simultaneously and mildly friendly, then you’ll see some serious results. You’ll also need to upgrade your text messaging plan, ideally to unlimited. They count incoming texts, you know.

Improving your appearance won’t hurt, but it should not be the foundation of your strategy. Getting in to shape is already a good idea, if for no other reason than to improve your quality of life (and extend it). If you’re more or less a slob, you’ll see more success in several other areas of your life by cleaning up and doing  your laundry more often. But these are all things you should do for YOURSELF, not simply for the sake of meeting or impressing girls.

Long story short, don’t be afraid of hot chicks and NEVER, under any circumstance, assume that any girl is out of your league. That is nonsense. I’ve always found it funny when jealous girls allow their boyfriends to express interest in celebrities, but not girls in “real life”. As if celebrities aren’t living breathing people that like to get it on. No one is entirely unattainable. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you’ll be on the fast track to pulling girls like salt water taffy. I have no idea what that means…but hopefully you do.

Make me proud. Go forth and conquer.