The Way to Her Heart

Some may think the way to a woman’s heart is through unconditional love or devotion. Others may think that money is only foolproof way to win her over. All of them would be dead wrong. Most girls in confidence will tell you that the one tried and true way to make them fall hopelessly in love with you is as simple as pressing a button. By button, of course, we mean the clitoris.

Follow that link and you will find a treasure trove of information. Remember in American Pie when Rob finds The Book of Love in the library that contained all of those secret sexual maneuvers? Well, it’s like that, except it’s actually real and useful.

If you’re not convinced, allow me to elaborate on the importance of this particular part of the female anatomy.

When a woman achieves orgasm, her brain releases a very powerful hormone called oxytocin. The only other time it is released in such a way is when she breast feeds. This fascinating neuromodulator is basically like a built-in love potion, causing her to become more and more attached to whatever it is she is currently making a physical connection with (be it man, lesbian lover, or child). In plain English, the more you make her cum, the stronger her feelings for you will become.

Of course, depending on your particular levels of interest with the female you happen to be with, you may or may not want to wield this powerful weapon. Giving her powerful orgasms just for the heck of it may lead to trouble when you want to go out with your friends and she flips out and loses her mind because she has developed an uncontrollable case of separation anxiety. Maybe you’re into that…if not, use in moderation.

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