Beautiful, alluring women are liable to cross your path anytime, and often times when you least expect it. Many guys feel that it is significantly more difficult to meet girls during the day then it is at night. Obviously nighttime means bars, clubs, and other social events, many of which including the aid of alcohol. I wouldn’t necessarily agree that it is more difficult, but it is definitely different.

The main obstacle is that men on the prowl are generally more confident in a social environment, especially one where it’s no secret that the women there are also looking for potential hook ups. Lots of guys are intimidated by the all-business facade of the girl in line in front of them at the bank, so day time seduction is often not attempted. This is unfortunate. Not only is there generally a broader selection of women in the day time (newsflash: plenty of hot chicks stay far away from bars and clubs!), but there is also way less competition. True, you’re more likely to encounter girls that are married or have boyfriends (which may or may not be of any concern to you), but if you’re anything like myself, when you see a simply stunning and enamoring girl at the grocery store, you don’t want to let her get away.

Not only do women experience lower quantities of pick-up attempts in the daytime, but they also experience the lowest quality. They mostly encounter guys that shotgun one-liners to every mildly attractive girl in sight. With that sort of approach, it’s simply a numbers game. I had a friend who once went around a Las Vegas pool asking girls if he could grab their breasts. About one in twelve said yes. Of course, this was Vegas, so you can expect a lower success rate anywhere else, but you get the idea.

Throw away the concept of “pick-up lines” altogether. They are stupid and outdated. I’m not old enough to know if there was ever a time when using pick-up lines could actually have been considered a successful and effective method, but I can guarantee that it is NOT in this day and age. By approaching a woman with a pick-up line, not only are you revealing how pathetic and unaware of women you are, but you’re also boosting her ego…two things that cripple your odds. And even if she’s one of those girls at the pool that consents to being groped by a stranger, she’s also more likely to give you a sexually transmitted disease.

Be creative! Don’t be weird, or creepy. Don’t EVER start with something like “okay, I know this is totally random, but…”, sorry, but that market has been saturated. It’s not clever or charming, unless you follow it up with something you can guarantee she’s never heard before, without running the risk of being too weird.

Okay, enough about what not to do. You need to initiate a conversation, obviously. One very effective strategy is to get her on your team. What the hell does that mean? Well, if you can make her believe you’re in tune with her to some extent, then you’ve already got the ball rolling. I’ll give you one sem-specific example. Let’s say you’re at Home Depot, and she’s dealing with an employee nearby. Chances are she’s going to be confused and the $8.50/hour employee is only going to attempt to answer until she pretends she understands so she doesn’t have to talk to him anymore. If you know the answer, then great, and you shouldn’t need me to tell you that that is the perfect opportunity to interact. But for the sake of the example, let’s pretend you don’t. When the time is right (when the guy is gone), make a comment about him. Not too harsh, you don’t want her to think you’re a complete asshole, but something to show her that you are on her same page. That’s the whole point. Yeah, it’s a pretty specific example, but there is no tutorial that applies to every situation you might encounter. You need to use your imagination. The bottom line is you need to get her to stop viewing you as a stranger and start viewing you as someone she can relate to, and more importantly someone that is seemingly compatible. It helps a whole heap if you add some humor to the mix. Make her laugh and you’re halfway home. Once she laughs she’ll open up, and then you can venture into previously inappropriate questions such as “where are you from?” or “what brings you to Home Depot?”. Let’s say that hypothetical store employee bears a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. Anyone with a Lincoln beard would do just fine. Your opening comment could be “I can’t believe Abraham Lincoln doesn’t know which wood sealant to use”. If that goes over well, perhaps follow it up with “I thought he grew up in a log cabin?” I’m just making this up as I go along here, as should you.

The only thing more important than what you say is how you say it. Be confident, and use a friendly tone of voice. Don’t shout at her like the hapless main character of a romantic comedy. Speak clearly. Don’t mumble or speak so quietly that she has to ask you to repeat yourself, because that would definitely not be good. In fact, in that situation you’re better off replying with “Oh, nothing, I was just trying to initiate conversation with a lame joke”. That might actually work, since chances are she’s never heard that sort of clumsy, charming honesty.

What if the object of your desire IS the employee? Well that’s a substantially easier situation. First of all, you will probably have a perfectly legitimate reason to talk to her (or you can create one). Her guard is already likely to be down slightly because she’s at work. If it’s a crappy job, even better. Let’s be honest, it’s easier to act like Don Juan when flirting with a girl working at a fast food restaurant than it is to flirt with a beautiful neurosurgeon. The good news is, both are equally susceptible to genuine charm and charisma.

Once you get the ball rolling with your new daytime love prospect, be sure to keep the conversation short and sweet. Not so short that she thinks you weren’t interested, but not so long that she KNOWS that you were interested. Asking for her phone number or similar contact info is a pivotal part of the exchange and should be handled with precision. An expert woman whisperer (heh!) efficiently gathers clues and information about her during the conversation to determine her interests and quickly decides what they have in common or what he will have her believe that they have in common. If she’s an artist, tell her your friend owns an art gallery and maybe you could help her out. If you don’t want to tangle yourself up in an elaborate lie, then just tell her you’re a big art fan and would love to see some of her work. She will surely give you her MySpace link. That’s all you really need, anyway. A phone number is great, but it doesn’t afford you the same ultra-casual means to contact her as a MySpace link or an email address.

I don’t recommend trying to actually ask her on a date during this first encounter, unless it goes PHENOMENALLY well, as in virtually making out right there in the store aisle. If you’re relatively inexperienced in the dating game, it’s probably best that you don’t trust your instincts on that until you get your feet wet.

Obviously there are tons of scenarios and subsequent variables, but hopefully I’ve given you a general outline on what tactics to apply to be a successful daylight lady hunter. Also, if you have any further questions (about anything dating related), feel free to send an email to ask@howtogetchicks.info. We’ll try to get back to you as soon as we can.

Posted: April 29th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Those of us with even the most pristine game are not 100% immune to falling fast and hard for anomalous women. The ones that manage to grab you by the heart (or worse yet, the balls) when you’re least expecting it. If you gather up all the knowledge on this site and put it into perspective, you’ll see that there is one common and consistent lesson to be learned: Just don’t give a fuck. It’s an unfortunate reality that you either accept, or you let your dating stats suffer. It can be interpreted in many different ways. I prefer to apply that philosophy in a good natured, fun loving way, and personally that has proven to be most successful.

The problem is, as soon as you encounter a woman that just consumes you (in a good way), your usual methods and tactics are prone to collapse. It’s tough to apply the basic principles of nonchalantness when you give such a tremendous fuck!

In a perfect world, you could fall in love with a woman head over feet, and then proceed to proclaim your love to her and experience favorable results. Possibly even an equal or greater reciprocation. But in this unforgiving reality that we live in, unfortunately, subtle manipulation is imperative. No guy wants to manipulate a girl he’s really in love with. He wants to shower her with gifts and demonstrate his affection freely. That just doesn’t work, unless you’ve been with her for years. And by that time, sadly, you probably won’t have that same ferocious desire to do so. If you do, count yourself among the few and the very lucky.

The solution I offer you is simple. Try with all your might to uphold everything you’ve learned about seducing women and apply it to the one you love. It can be difficult, especially since chances are you’ve used those tactics to bed women you might rather forget. But no matter how much you build her up in your heart and your mind, she’s still a girl. She still has a mountain of insecurities that you can either wield to your advantage or be crushed by. She is just as susceptible to falling hard and fast for you as the next girl who you apply your skills to. Always remember that. Doubt comes in abundance in these scenarios. Don’t listen to doubt. Listen to your inner-logic. For the sake of your heart, often times you have to think with your head.

Perhaps you’re one week into a relationship with a girl that you are simply crazy about. Maybe she informs you that she’s going to be going out with an old guy friend for lunch. Normally, if she was one of the hundreds of eligible bachelorettes in your cell phone, this wouldn’t even register with you. It would be a weak attempt to provoke jealousy from you that would crash and burn instantly, right? Same case here. Maybe you can’t stand the idea of her going out with another guy, but conveying that to her will put all the balls in her court. Actually that’s like buying a shipping container full of basketballs and shipping them to her own private gym. Just don’t do it. Tell her to have fun, and end the phone call first. Not in an abrupt or unfriendly way. Do not give ANY signs whatsoever that you are upset! If you’re afraid this will lead to a terrible relationship, one in which your girlfriend is hanging out with other men with reckless abandon, then she’s already dug her claws into you so deep that you’re just not making any sense. In her mind, if making you jealous is seemingly impossible, she must find a new avenue of getting your attention. She will continue experimenting until one proves successful. Think of it as a negotiation. The longer you hold out, the better deal you get, and the more devoted she will be in the long run. Granted, it doesn’t make much sense, but such is the logic of women.

That is just one specific example/scenario, but you get the picture. It can be applied to millions of situations. If you are still pursuing her, and nothing has happened just yet, go about it like you would trying to have a one night stand with a stranger. It might feel wrong, but if you decide to try and be Romeo and send her anonymous love letters, then some other jerk who is immune to her particular strain of love bug venom will be the one taking her home. You’re the one that really wants her. You know exactly what to do, so go do it!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Romance in the workplace is quite common. From the french fry station at McDonalds to the boardroom at Merill Lynch, flirtation in places of business among employees is an every day occurrence. So why is it so common?

Well, girls aren’t going to hook up with you unless they feel relatively comfortable with you. The level of comfort required varies from girl to girl, but there is a threshold with all women that must be met before you’ll ever get them into bed. Out in the bar/club scene, there are several tactics and effective strategies you can implement to accelerate the process of getting women comfortable with you in the short-term. Many of them can be found on this site. But in the workplace, most of them don’t apply. In fact, that sort of strategy is unnecessary.

Just by going to work regularly and being around your female coworkers is going to increase their comfort levels with you over time. Of course, you need to talk to them and make the usual boring workplace chit chat. Don’t be that weird guy that never talks to anyone and just sits in the corner eating his homemade sandwich. As always, don’t be TOO interested, and definitely not intrusive. Just demonstrate enough casual interest to get her talking. Chances are, if you’re interested in a girl you work with, most of this leg work has already been done. You’re likely wondering how to convert that casual office friendship into a love affair, or perhaps something more.

While the rules as far as comfort building are different in this scenario, the rest are more or less the same. The workplace is a perfect venue to demonstrate your confidence and strength of character, because you’ll have several opportunities. The downside is that you’ll have to be more or less consistent, and picking up girls at work is generally a much slower and drawn out process than picking girls up in bars. Women that you meet in bars and clubs are usually drinking and often there for the same reasons that you are. In the workplace, women are in day time mode, where they try to conduct themselves more responsibly and “professionally”. The last thing they want is for every single one of your co-workers to know that you hooked up…unless you have SERIOUS game. Beware, because after a few hook up sessions, the odds of her going into clingy/be my man mode are drastically inflated due to the fact that you’ve infiltrated her day time life. That’s the one reserved for finding a husband and starting a family and all of those nice things. She sets her night time life aside for having fun and making “mistakes”.

Flirtation in the workplace is off the charts. It’s the elephant in the living room that most companies try to ignore completely, due to all the sexual harassment suits and potential liabilities associated with it. First of all, you shouldn’t concern yourself with that. You don’t want to be that guy that flirts hardcore in the office and gets away with as much as he can. You might score points with your male coworkers, but that’s it. Best case scenario, women will tolerate you or pretend to appreciate your excessive flattery and then talk shit about you to their friends and your male coworkers that they’re having sex with. DO, however, entertain light flirting. We’ll have to leave the definition of “light” up to your own discretion, but just keep it subtle. Don’t be afraid to be jokingly EXTRA confident. This will put off girls that hardly know you, but if you’ve been working with them for some time, there’s no harm in flaunting your borderline arrogance. Perhaps after dealing with a female customer/client, quip something along the lines of “There is no way she is going to get into my pants with that attitude”. Keep a playful tone of arrogance about. Even though they’ll respond to it as a joke, on a deeper, subconscious level, they will start believing what you are implying. Especially in that situation, where the subtext of the conversation is that you are out of that girl’s league, but you’re at least willing to talk to your coworker. They eat that stuff up. It’s just enough to keep them wanting more. The bottom line is KEEP IT PLAYFUL. And I don’t mean “playful” in any creepy sort of way.

Let me tell you a story that happened to a dear friend of mine who works for a notable corporation. We’ll call him Mark. Mark had a light crush on a girl that worked in his office, who we’ll call Lisa. He also had a close female friend, who we’ll call Sarah, who also worked in his office. Mark and Sarah would often chat on their computers and go over whatever current office gossip there might be. One day, Mark came to work and noticed Lisa was wearing some tight white pants that he thought looked pretty good on her. When he sat down at his computer, he decided to announce this to Sarah. His chat message read something like “damn, Lisa be lookin’ good today in those white pants!”. The only problem with this message, is that in his haste, he accidentally sent it to Lisa. He texted me, naturally, to explain what happened and share his horror. I told him it wasn’t a big deal, just to roll out of it by pretending like it was intentional, and he agreed and said he figured that was his only option. Before he had a chance to follow up that message, Lisa responded with “haha, I know!”. So he basically accidentally casually flirted with her. A message like that is totally appropriate in moderation, but if you do something like that every morning, you’re not doing yourself any favors. And don’t do it if it’s too out of character of you.

So what became of Mark and Lisa? Nothing. Lisa has been taken all along, anyway, and Mark never seriously pursued her. But don’t forget about Sarah, the one who endured Mark’s lust for other workplace women. She has since pounced on him and they are now regularly knocking boots. That’s just the sort of accidental game you have when you just do your thing and have fun. All girls are looking for someone who is fun to hang out with, more so than all the other things you worry about. Be that guy, and you’ll be drowning in a sea of women. Well, make that swimming…yeah…that’s more like it.

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Overanxious men have been bathing themselves in cologne in hopes of attracting women since the early 18th century. Most guys are well aware that too much cologne can easily drive women away, but when used in moderation, does it really work? Is its impact significant enough to justify spending $50+ on a decent brand? If you buy some cheap Axe body spray, will women be climbing over each other to get to you, like the advertisements would have you believe?

First of all, as any avid reader here should know by now, you could be wearing nothing but a barrel with suspenders, smell like a cannery, and get virtually any woman you want with the right attitude and approach. But I digress…

Any woman will tell you that a man’s cologne is not a big priority. Most say they prefer a man to just smell clean and natural. Of course, not all women have the exact same preference. I actually saw a piece on Spike TV recently where they did a study with a group of women, and determined that the women were actually more sexually aroused by the scent of women’s perfume. I could probably write a whole new article all about what that may imply…but let’s stay focused here.

The art of hunting women is all a big numbers game. Every guy has a certain conversion ratio of pick-up attempts to scores. Depending on your own talents and abilities, your ratio may be sky high, or something incredibly discouraging, like 1:215. So the key is to develop your methods, polish your weapons, and then get out there and attack. If you’re a 1:3 guy, then you could have a pretty productive night.

The way you smell is a small piece of the puzzle. Every little thing working in your favor is going to improve your conversion ratio, if only slightly. In order to have the broadest impact on broads, the best choice of cologne is something light and simple. Even some really great soap might work. I personally recommend a great brand called Clean Men. You could work for 16 hours straight laying concrete on a 95 degree day, spray some of that stuff on and smell like you just hopped out of the shower. In fact, a friend of mine calls such cologne “instant shower”. If you’re interested, click the image.

Remember, the cologne is just another bit of ammo for your arsenal. Your confidence is by far your most valuable and effective weapon! But if smelling like a sexy guy fresh out of the shower is what gives you the burst of confidence that you need to take care of business, then by all means…slap some on!

Posted: April 24th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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It’s no secret that the mind of a woman is a hazardous and unpredictable (to say the least) place. We do our best here to give you helpful information that can be applied in every situation.

I just came across an article on Yahoo! that really reminded me of how out of touch most women are with men. I think it’s important when trying to understand the opposite sex that we evaluate how they feel about us. This article is littered with misconceptions and fantasies cooked up by some female article writer, probably using the article to reassure herself that her delusions are logical. I hate to sound cruel or harsh (that’s what Smokem25 is for), but just read it for yourself. I’ve personally never given any thought to an ex-girlfriend before. That doesn’t make any sense. If I still wanted to be with her, I would be. Men are much more decisive than women by nature. The girl who wrote this article would have everyone believe that men are equally as indecisive as them. That’s just a little too far from reality for me to swallow.

So in order to help you understand how some women (this one in particular) thinks that YOU operate, check out this article.

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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You know? I’ve gone on droughts when it comes to hooking up with chicks, etc.. AND, I’ve been on HOT STREAKS where I can’t miss! Let me tell you something, being on a hot streak is much more frustrating than spending a Friday watching Gladiator, and eating donuts! YEAH I SAID IT, and it’s true! Man, even though it is easier for me to light up a chubby (pop a boner) while watching DVD’s ’til 2 in the morning, at least I don’t have 3 or 4 chicks texting me about their damn problems, or how we “need to go get lunch one of these days.” Man, serious. I usually wake up around 11. Lunch to most people, is my fuckin’ breakfast. I don’t want to go to lunch with chicks. Dinner is cool, but lunch? No man!

The reason I’m using lunch as an example is because it’s usually the first thing they’ll use when they want to chill without hooking up. Plus it gives them a chance to interact with you, and more of an opportunity to run game. ANYWAYS man, I don’t want to write about a chick’s games. I want to write about how draining it is trying to juggle texts from 5 different women. I don’t want to come off as an ass to them. I don’t want to be like, “can you stop fuckin’ texting me until a day when I want to hang out?”

Yeah I know any dude reading this is gonna be like, “hey man, why don’t you share?”, or “fuckin’ dumb ass! Why do all the girls like the assholes!?” But, fuck you if you think that! I’m trying to be honest on a guy talk blog! So, fuck you again! I don’t talk to them like this. Anyone who is still reading, listen up. If you EVER get to the point where you are TIRED of PUSSY you will understand my words. It is VERY time consuming in the long run. These chicks text you, call you, try to plan shit, talk about you to their parents, friends, etc… et-fuckin-cetera! It’s too much responsibility for one or two drunken nights of bone-sesh’s. That’s all I’m saying.

Sooooooooooo…..how would I recommend anyone deal with a similar situation such as mine? There’s no one word answer for this one. Actually there is no answer for this one unless you’re patient as shit, and are a natural social butterfly. All I can give you is a bunch of tactics and excuses to postpone any kicking to the curb.

First off I don’t get good reception at my pad so that weeds out the phone calls. What about texts and e-mails? Yeah that’s where shit starts getting annoying. E-mails? When I don’t respond or don’t want to respond I say that shit must of got stuck in my spam folder. Texts? I got a job that is really busy, and when I’m there chicks know I can’t respond too much, if at all. But, ultimately too many texts is what frustrates me and leads me to neglect a chick and all her attempts to kick it with me. So I just take my sweet ass time responding because I’m pissed and don’t feel I need to respond ASAP. What if the Lakers are playing? What if I gotta take a leak, or I’m eating? Man fuck that! You start dreaming about your damn ringtone after enough of that bullshit. See what I’m talking about? Your blood pressure is probably rising just reading this. So be patient, use my dang excuses, and juggle those chicks’ dang emotions as long as you can until you’re just like, “Enough of this shit!”

Peace out!

Posted: April 21st, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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I decided to have a google search session and see if I could find some similar sites to this one, in hopes that we could do a link exchange. To be fair, I didn’t go any deeper than the first few pages of results, but what I did see was fairly surprising as well as disheartening. Virtually every self-proclaimed “dating” site is merely a sales pitch for some incredibly lame book or seminar. Who the hell are these people? The art of finding love and lust is something that should be celebrated, not exploited! You will never see us peddling any of that crap over here. Yes, there are third-party advertisements on this site, but the information that we publish is for EVERYONE and it’s 100% FREE. Our only goal is to empower men and help them improve their love lives, in whatever way they see fit. Whether it be meeting more women, having sex with more women, or even finding your wife, we want to give you tools that will help you along the way. Unabashed, uncensored, totally free dating advice. I know this post is lacking in the advice department, but I just felt the need to vent. More great info is on the way! Thanks to all of you who have shown your support!

Posted: April 17th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Fool! Alright, maybe that’s a little harsh. But seriously, if you find yourself hesitant to approach girls because you think they are out of your league, or just too damn hot, then this post is for you. Sure, it can be intimidating. Chances are, that woman you’re fantasizing about spent a good deal of time primping in the morning in hopes of getting guys to notice her. Her eye-catching outfit and her fantastic scent were all carefully calculated. However, should you dare accuse a woman of this, she’ll inform you that she does it to feel good about herself. Well, that’s true. Getting attention from men does make them feel good about themselves.

But guess what? The vast majority of guys that check her out feel the same way as you. A girl that is truly great looking and seemingly out of everyone’s league loses out to the average to above average girls who are much more approachable…the low-hanging fruit, if you will. Ask any knock-out and she’ll tell you a couple of interesting facts. First of all, she doesn’t agree that she’s a knock-out. This is partly due to her insecurity, and partly due to her natural womanly instinct to extract more flattery from you (don’t do that, please). Second, she’ll tell you that she DOESN’T get approached by men often, or hardly ever. This of course only fuels the fire of her self-doubt. The solution is simple, overcome your own fears of rejection, and step up to the plate. Sure, it’s possible you might strike out. But guess what? Everyone gets rejected from time to time, in several different aspects of life. If you sincerely adopt that attitude, it will do wonders for your confidence. And of course, confidence is the name of the game. It’s also what she’s lacking. Now do you see? Go forth and conquer!

Posted: April 16th, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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Now that you have mastered the art of talking to women, are supremely confident and have bagged girls right and left to your heart’s content, you are starting to want more. Your standards have skyrocketed due to your new skills and expert application of the tips you’ve read on HowtoGetChicks.info. First and foremost, congratulations. You can now focus on the quality women that occupy the unfortunately thin pool of girls that are “girlfriend material.” Chances are, when you come across one of these rare specimens, others will also have noticed her. And sadly, in many cases, she will respond to your advances with “I have a boyfriend.”

Good news, gentlemen. While this certainly makes things difficult, it is still far from impossible. You will need to utilize every ounce of game and mental strength you have, but you can win her yet!

***Disclaimer: This advice is intended for the use of those who have impeccable game and have been able to apply the concepts outlined in this blog with ease. Do not try to do this if you have even the slightest doubt. You will quickly find yourself led down the heart-wrenching path of failure and unrequited love. ***

The Mindset….We begin with your mindset. Let’s say you’ve met this girl who has a charming personality, great sense of humor and she’s smokin hot. But, she has a boyfriend. Probably one that does not deserve her (i.e. Pam and Roy). If you don’t know who they are, stop reading this immediately and go to your local Blockbuster and rent all of the DVDs of The Office. Trust me, it’s for your own good….Ok, back to the point. A ton of girls have boyfriends and find new boyfriends by cheating on their old ones. Comfort and security are huge reasons girls tend to stay with guys that may not be right for them. They will not willingly give that up just to put themselves out there in the dating scene again. Contrary to what they may say, every girl would choose having a boyfriend over being single. Except lesbians. So the first step: you need to get yourself in the right mindset. DO NOT start thinking about her uncontrollably. DO NOT check her MySpace every day. DO NOT let your feelings move beyond a slight interest. Infatuation will drive a stake right through the heart of your game. Prevent this from happening. Mental strength.

Become her friend. This may be the only situation where I advocate such a crazy course of action. But, remember, this is for the sake of deception and manipulation. It must be done. In her mind, she is not looking for a potential mate since she already has a partner. The only place you will be able to insert yourself is the dreaded Friend Zone. But here’s the catch. Unless she has a ring on her third finger (and even then, some would argue), at least some trace amount of doubt and reservation will exist in her mind about her present relationship. The edge of her Friend Zone is exactly where you want to plant yourself. Become an acquaintance and nothing more. Do not show any romantic interest. Form only enough of a relationship that will provide a solid foundation to build on later….once you have her where you want her. All rules of this website apply but must be applied with the utmost care.

How do I know if I took it too far? If she becomes comfortable enough with you to be able to talk openly about her relationship with her boyfriend, their problems etc., you have taken it too far and must give up. There have been very few souls that have been able to pull themselves out of that situation…

Ok, I’ve got her as a casual friend. We see each other in neutral settings maybe twice a month, she laughs at my jokes and seems genuinely interested in my life. Now what? First of all, congratulations. This is exactly where you want her, and it took some very solid work and tremendous mental strength on your part to get here. If you had watched the Office like I told you to, you would know that Jim’s character in real life could never have won Pam over. Now there are a few different ways to approach things at this point. I always advocate proceeding with caution so take it a step further…but slowly. Never let on to your intentions and make it seem like a natural progression. Continue to charm her panties off, figuratively. Make her start to inherently realize how much better you are than her douchebag boyfriend. Put those doubts in her mind. Let her see you charm other women. Make her realize that this may be her only opportunity to have you before another chick gets there first. In other words, turn the tables. She will start to think about you and subconsciously move you from the Friend Zone to the place for romantic interests. And when the time is ripe, you make your move.

Take the plunge. Yes, there is an amount of risk here, especially if you’ve found your feelings for her creeping into your subconscious despite your valiant attempts to suppress them. When I say take the plunge, I most emphatically DO NOT mean to tell her how you feel. If you’ve done everything right, she will be dying for you to make a move. But there is still one thing that holds her back. Girls hate feeling like sluts and having their friends find out she cheated on her boyfriend. Lucky for us, there is a magical cure all solution for this predicament.

That’s right, you guessed it! Booze! Get drunk with her. Again, if you’ve done everything right, you will hook up after a couple drinks. There is no doubt. Once you sleep with her, it takes her feelings for you to a completely different level and you can start working out the myriad of other problems you might be presented with. Like dealing with her now-ex-boyfriend’s ex-con friends, or realizing after all this trouble you don’t really like her that much anymore, or going to the hospital to get your stomach pumped after that huge night out celebrating this vast accomplishment. Or whatever. Once again, I must reiterate there is very little room for error in this situation. You must be on top of your game in every respect, be extremely self aware, and keep your expectations in check. Those of you brave enough to try it out, let us know how it goes. We just might be willing to post a particularly inspiring success story sometime in the future.

Posted: April 1st, 2008 under Uncategorized.
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